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encourage:

Can I cntrl alt delete my fat?

communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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queerpong:

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in

burghers:

wow having a mutual crush… wonder what thats like

canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

plutonique:

my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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