chlamydia train wreck

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

clannyphantom:

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17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

teenscoolest:

the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator

uhohmarty:

Tree that was shaped by strong winds.

uhohmarty:

Tree that was shaped by strong winds.