chlamydia train wreck

gavinpivott:

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

dulect:

me driving away from your shitty opinion

image

sleg:

being ugly is so hard 

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

almondmilkpapi:

white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face

me: bitch what u say to me